1) A leather jacket - would look kickass with my denim dress and red lips!
2) A car!
3) The ability to see my sister more than once every three months.
4) Superpowers.
The first 3 can be solved with money, but if I could choose an actual superpower, well I think I'd be quite stuck actually. I mean look at all the problems:
- Mind reading - paranoia - I could take drugs and get the same effects, and think I had superpowers.
- Shape shifting - I'd never be happy with my figure, and I think I'd forget what I looked like to start with.
- Foresight - you'd never have a surprise again, part of the beauty of life is the mystery! How can you learn from your mistakes if you never make them? Avoiding making mistakes isn't living.
- Time travel - we've all seen Back to the Future, but we've also seen Doctor Who. Knowing me, I would die, and my body would be lost in Victorian intergalactica.
- Flying - now that would actually be pretty cool, unless you hit an eagle, or a plane. Unless you were made of titanium, then it could work.
- Infallible memory - I'd constantly have to pretend I was stupid - but it would save on revision. I would save one whole day. Maybe it isn't really worth it?
- Super Flexibility - I'm hypermobile, I'm halfway already! I'm destined for arthritis as it is. Why make it worse?
So if someone plugged into my head atm I think they'd hear something like:
- We Are Scientists - You Should Learn - because me and Emily listen to it all the time.
- The Sunshine Underground - Borders - choooon!
- Catfish & The Bottlemen - Collide
- The Music - The People
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